a white anti-anthem

WHITEY CRACKER

(two cord anthem with

one more for the refrain,

capitalization in first three

stanzas as a clue to the

melody or its lack)

I’m WHItey CRAcker

My DADdy had a KNACK

Killed off the RED man

And chained up all the BLACK

My kid’s an ANgel

LEADer of the PACK

We CALL him MessIAH

Sneaking out the BACK

I’m WHITey cracker

Got NOTHing but a SACK

Fillin’ it with WHAT I find

Ain’t givin’ nothin’ BACK

Whatever I see, it belongs to me

Whatever I do, I’ll be doing to you

Wherever I go, I’ll be laying it low

                I’m whitey cracker on the move

I’m whitey cracker

I’m a nation-hijacker

Hang your daddy on a nail

Lock your brother in my jail

Put your mama in my kitchen

And your sister in my bed

I’m whitey cracker

And it’s all in my head

I’m the man of the house

Mighty mouse in a hole

I am king of my castle

Got a drawbridge soul

I’m a lionized zero

A weepy-eyed hero

Selling my goo-goo gaga

To keep it all a go-go

I’m whitey cracker

I got nothing but a sack

Filling it with what I find

Ain’t given nothing back

Whatever I see, it belongs to me

Whatever I do, I’ll be doing to you

Wherever I go, I’ll be laying it low

I’m whitey cracker on the move

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I’m whitey cracker

Ain’t givin nothing back

I got all kinds of things

Like my US liberty

As long as it means

I’m the one who’s free

I’m whitey cracker

And I control the space

Ain’t nobody better

In the human race

I’m whitey cracker

Smokin’ in the teepee

To get the bigger piece

And talking sweetly

Winning was a breeze

All them on their knees

I’m whitey cracker

Imperial lord

High on my horsey

With my daddy’s sword

Whatever I see, it belongs to me

Whatever I do,  I’ll be doing to you

Wherever I go,  I’ll be laying it low

I’m whitey cracker on the go

I’m just a missile-boy

Prince of the cheapshot

Hunting down darkies

With my snipereye robot

I’m whitey cracker

Slacker and a whacker

And the money don’t flow

Unless I let it go

I’m whitey the best

Whitey the fine

Whitey master

And the planet is mine

If you ain’t white

And on your knees

Don’t start crying

If I don’t say please

When I steal your shit

And your bitches too

And kill your kids

With smackshot flu

I’ll put you to work

In my factories of pain

Feed you the crumbs

Feed you the blame

For losing the game

For losing the game

I’m whitey cracker

Whip-snappin’ hacker

Got to beat you down

Just to hold my ground

And keep the goodies

Your granddaddy gave

I’m whitey cracker

A builder and a sacker

I do while you think

So my kind don’t shrink

I’m whitey cracker

Afraid of going down

When a new sun rises

Above the old town

And all my daddy’s sins

Come collect their rent

I’m whitey cracker

And it’s all been spent